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K
King Kong
Nickname of one of our class mates because he acts and looks like King Kong. Look at this collage! His second nickname is Mammut.
KONVERSATION
ÄCONVERSATION
Kotz von Gummy-Berlichingen
A comic parody about the knight Götz von Berlichingen.
Kugelfisch
Lea’s nickname because of a photo in which she looks like a blowfish because of her blown up cheeks.
Kyllum
Kyra’s nickname. It comes from Kyra and Gollum, because she sometimes acted as if she was schizophrenic. It’s also the reason why she got her double-planet.
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L
Lebkuchen
ÄGingerbread
LM
It’s the short form of “Lost Memory”, Aijaij’s story. But our chemistry teacher used it for “Lösungs-Mittel” (=solvent), which caused some confusion.
Lym
Nela’s old nickname. Not used very often.
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M
Mammut
Nickname of a class mate because his name sounds like this. Look at this collage! His other nickname is King Kong.
Maria Stewardess
It was supposed to be the third parody (Maria Steward) about our school literature. But after drawing the first picture we had no more ideas.
Model
Nickname of Lea’s lover. She adores him for a long time now.
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N
Nela
An anagram of Nela’s real name.
Nir
An anagram of Nir’s nickname Rin.
Nöjen
ÄDialect
Nöla
ÄDialect
Nör
ÄDialect
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O
Oracle
When we were bored in some lessons we started a funny “game“, which we called “Orakeln”. You ask a question, then think of two numbers. The first one specifies the page, the second one the line. It’s easier to do this with literature that has numbered lines e.g. boring school literature or the bible. You have to read the line and then interpret it so it fits to your question. For example you ask “what’s the weather like tomorrow?” think of the numbers are 103 (page) and 24 (line). The sentence in Götz von Berlichingen is „Tröstet euch gnäd’ge Frau!“, which might mean that the weather is not going to be too bad.
Orakeln
Ä Oracle
Otot
Nickname of our current Chemistry teacher. It’s an anagram of his name.
Overmotivated
The best description for our English teacher. We use it when we want to say that someone or something is too overdone.
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P
Pact
After tests we often do a pact to promise not to talk about it anymore to forget about how miserable it was.
Pakt
Ä Pact
Party!!!
When something enjoyable happens e.g. we have no more tests or a test is rescheduled we like to have “parties” at the salt-sheets. In most cases there are Zimtwuppies for everyone!
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Q
QWC
It is the abbrevation for Quite Weird Community.
Quite Weird Community
The name of this page. We thought it fit quite good because we’re all a little weird.
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R
Ratzepüh
A typical beginning of Salt-letters. It means something like *snore* or “boring lesson!”.
Ritchie
It comes from Ri-chan.
Rocher-Becher
Before football world cup 2006 Lea told us Germany would be the world champion. Her bet were Rocher-Becher (the biggest and most expensive sundae in the next café) for everyone. Although Germany didn’t win the world cup, we have not got our Rocher-Bechers yet.
Rollmops
Another nickname of Lea Aijaij invented. Nobody knows why.
Ruk:
It should have been Ruki but Aijaij wrote too fast and so another nickname for Nela (only used by Aijaij) was invented.
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S
Salt-Letter
The popular letters we write in boring lessons. If you want to read more about its origin go to “How it all began…”.
Salt-Song
A funny thing when you’re bored: You start with one line from a real song. The next one has to add a fitting line. This is continued and so a funny story developes.
Salzbrief
ÄSalt-Letter
Salz-Song
ÄSalt-Song
Schascha
The sound when you pronounce Aijaij’s nickname wrong. She hates that but Sandy and Nela always call her Schascha.
Schlauch
Aijaij is sometimes a little bit clueless. In German this is “auf dem Schlauch stehen”. So we called her just „Schlauch“. It’s also the name of her planet.
Schlauch-Queen
Aijaij’s peerage. Look at Schlauch.
Schmailies
Nir loves to draw smileys. In contrast to Aijaij she draws little heads of herself, that have the hairstyle she has at that day.
Sprung- und Klammerprinzessin
Aijaij often jumps and clamps. Because of that we called her the “Sprung- und Klammerprizessin”
Staubsauger
ÄHoover
STREIT
ÄARGUMENT
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T
Tchirie
She’s a member in Nela’s and Nir’s confederation, too.
Her name is an anagram of her nickname Ritchie.
TKKG
We had a phase when we liked to play card games in the break. We called our group the “TKKG” what means “Total Kranke Kartenspiel-Gemeinschaft” or “total weird card game community” in English.
Todes-Kollektion
ÄCollection of Death
Tumme Pudde
It’s what Aijaij calls others when she's annoyed or angry. The saw was invented by her and Sandy.
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U
Up yours!
ÄLook at >I hate you all!<
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V
Vertrag
ÄAgreement
Voodoo dolls
When Aijaij wants to make clear that she’s angry of someone she draws a voodoo doll of that person and stings needles in it.
Voodoo Puppen
ÄVoodoo dolls
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W
Watashi mo
It’s Japanese and means “me too”. “Watashi mo“ and “Do itashimashite” (=no problem) are the only japanese words Nela knows.
We are happy, happy and unsleepy – and we have hunger!
A sentence that developed when Sandy and Nir visited Aijaij. At lunch Sandy said “wir sind fröhlich froh und munter!”. Suddenly Aijaij took away her plate because she thought Sandy was already full. But Sandy said in a very complaining voice ”aber ich hab noch Hunger!” Later the sentence was translated into English. It is used, when someone is hungry. The grammar is knowingly wrong!
Wilhelm Telefon
The parody name of Wilhelm Tell. We’re afraid we didn’t have any ideas to write a story about.
Wir sind fröhlich, froh und munter – aber ich hab noch Hunger!
ÄWe are happy, happy and unsleepy – and we have hunger!
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X
XD
Aijaij’s favourite smiley. She uses it 1000 times a day. If something is particularly funny she sometimes mutates: XDDDD
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Z
Zimtwuppies for everyone!
A Zimtwuppie is a delicious cookie sold in most bread shops in our town. We all love it and when we have a reason to celebrate we usually have Zimtwuppies.
Zimtwuppies für alle!
ÄZimtwuppies for everyone!
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